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Written by: JD
5/13/2008 8:31 PM

This was a survey done and I've put a star next to the one's that infuriate me... read and discuss

10. Cuddling

9. When women won't let you see them naked * WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT? WE JUST HUMPED IT DOESN'T GET MORE INTIMATE THAN THIS LETS SEE THE GOODS!

8. An un-groomed bikini line

7. Women who won't do oral * THIS IS ANOTHER ONE THAT I HATE CAUSE ORAL IS THE SH*T... WOMEN SHOULD BE UP FRONT AND SAY THEY DON'T LIKE DOING IT RIGHT AWAY THAT WAY WE DON'T HAVE TO WASTE OUR MONEY AND GOOD PICK UP LINES ON EM

6. When women start an unrelated coversation * I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR AUNT GLORIA DID YESTERDAY FOCUS ON MY PENIS FOR GOD'S SAKE

5. Partners who are not talkative or loud enough

4. Partners who are too talkative or too loud

3. Bad personal hygiene * IF YOU DON'T SHOWER, HAVEN'T SHAVED IN PROPER AREAS OR YOUR BREATHE SMELLS LIKE GARBAGE WE PROBABLY AREN'T GONNA BE TOO TURNED ON SO PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF

2. Unadventurous partners

1. Lack of enthusiasm * NOW I KNOW PEOPLE GET TIRED AND MAYBE AREN'T EXACTLY IN THE MOOD BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE SHOW THE GUY YOU AT LEAST ARE SOMEWHAT ENJOYING YOURSELF! DON'T JUST LAY THERE PARIS HILTON STYLE LIKE A DEAD FISH THAT'S LAME!

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3 comments so far...

Re: Top 10 Things That Annoy Men In Bed

You know, as a chic, these are the same things that annoy me about men in bed. Interesting!

By leoskickbutt on   5/14/2008 5:57 PM

Re: Top 10 Things That Annoy Men In Bed

Ya know, your not a golden treat either! Top ten things that ANNOY women in bed! Star for the ones that infuriate me.

10. Falling asleep right after. *You weren't tired a minute ago!

9. Slapping my ass. I'm NOT a dog!

8. *Making sure your the only one that finishes ahead.

7. Period week is NOT bj week!

6. An un-groomed banana

5. *When the TV is on…focus on ME NOT the TV!!!!!

4. *NO I DO NOT WANT TO TAKE IT UP THE BUTT!!! ADDING LUBE WONT HELP!

3. Just because were girls doesn’t mean were contortionist.

2. Not all of us what to swallow that $H!T

1. When were all done don’t get up and walk around. WE DON’T WANT TO SEE DONG FLOPPING ALL OVER!

By JDthe1st on   5/14/2008 6:10 PM

Re: Top 10 Things That Annoy Men In Bed

After reading 'JDthe1st' I thank god for my wife. :)

By Deron on   5/15/2008 6:14 PM

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